A locked-down phone, watch and home router with heavy monitoring built in, for families who want maximum control in one package.
Device plus a monthly plan
Downsides. This is surveillance, and worth naming as such. Constant monitoring buys short-term safety at the cost of trust, and a kid who knows they are watched learns to route around it rather than to self-regulate.
Phones and watchesParental controls
A tablet with a paper-like display and no colour video, aimed at reading and writing rather than watching.
Around $730
Downsides. Costs as much as a laptop and is a niche purchase. For most families a library card and a paperback do the same job for nothing.
Computers and tablets
Starter phones and a wrist device with no browser and no social media, which solves the logistics problem most families are actually trying to solve.
Device plus a monthly plan
Downsides. Requires a monthly plan. Location tracking is worth thinking about carefully, because a habit of constant visibility is hard to unwind later.
Phones and watchesParental controls
A line of mostly wooden outdoor toys designed by two Dutch fathers who thought childhood had moved indoors.
From about $10
Downsides. Small, cheap and easily lost in long grass. Treat them as consumables rather than heirlooms.
Toys and playOutdoor and clothing
A camera that prints, so a photograph becomes an object on a wall instead of the ten-thousandth file in a roll nobody opens.
Camera around $80, film about $1 a shot
Downsides. Film is a running cost and it adds up quickly with an enthusiastic seven-year-old. Buy film in bulk and set a per-week limit before it becomes a source of conflict.
Cameras and making
A phone that makes calls and sends texts and does close to nothing else, for a teenager who genuinely needs to be reachable.
About $800, plus a plan from roughly $25 a month
Downsides. Expensive for what it does, and the lack of a group-chat experience is a real social cost for a kid whose friends coordinate that way. Maps and music exist but are deliberately basic.
Phones and watches
A circuitry kit that turns fruit, playdough or anything conductive into a game controller, invented by a father who teaches this stuff.
Kits from around $60
Downsides. It needs a computer to work, so this is screen time with a purpose rather than time away from screens. Worth being honest with yourself about that.
STEM and building
An ordinary feature phone with real buttons, for a teenager who needs calls and texts and nothing more.
Around $90 outright
Downsides. Texting on a keypad is genuinely slow, which teenagers notice immediately. It also still has a browser, so it is less locked down than it looks.
Phones and watches
Another Scandinavian outfitter for weather, with hand-me-down durability and a long-running resale market.
Outerwear from roughly $80
Downsides. The same price problem as any good children's outerwear. The resale value is genuinely high, so factor that in.
Outdoor and clothing
Wooden blocks that play music and stories when stacked, aimed at the youngest end where a device with buttons is already too much.
Sets from around $80
Downsides. A small catalogue compared with Yoto and Tonies, and firmly for toddlers, so it is outgrown quickly.
Audio and storiesToys and play
Scandinavian outdoor clothing built for children who are outside in bad weather, which is most of the point of this site.
Jumpsuits from roughly $100
Downsides. Expensive for something outgrown in a year. Buy secondhand, which is easy because the clothes outlast the child.
Outdoor and clothing
A screen-free audio player using yarn figures and cards, with more interactive and quiz-style content than its rivals.
Player around $100, figures and cards extra
Downsides. The interactive content nudges toward a subscription, and the extras cost more than the Yoto or Tonies equivalents.
Audio and stories
A wifi landline for the kitchen wall, so a child can call approved friends and family without anyone owning a mobile.
About $10 a month
Downsides. It is a landline, so it does nothing outside the house. That is the point, and it will not help you reach a kid who is out on their own.
Phones and watches
The same idea as Yoto for younger children, with figures instead of cards, which suits hands that cannot yet read labels.
Box around $100, figures from about $15
Downsides. Figures are licensed and pricey, and the catalogue leans heavily on brand tie-ins. Best paired with a library card.
Audio and stories
Audio without a screen, controlled by physical cards a child can choose from a shelf, which keeps the choosing analog.
Player around $100, cards from about $10
Downsides. The card library adds up fast. The device is a screen-free win, but it still creates a small collecting habit worth watching.
Audio and stories
Nothing in this category.